Where are you based?
I live in Wellington, New Zealand. COVID-permitting I often tour around the country – you can find out about my upcoming tours here.
How do I make an appointment?
Get in touch with me by text on 0204 0626071 or email. Let me know your name, what service you’re after, how long you’d like to book for, and an approximate or exact time and day. The perfect enquiry looks something like this:
Hi Odette, I would like to book you for a 90 minute PSE with Greek. Are you available tomorrow some time after 6pm? Thanks, John
I prefer texts to calls for initial enquiries, simply because I’m not always somewhere that it is convenient to talk. I don’t answer calls from blocked numbers.
Do you see couples?
I don’t, sorry! Many other beautiful escorts in Wellington do, however, so I’m sure you will find someone else to join you.
Wow, you must go to the gym a lot.
Not technically a question, but thank you! I do spend a fair bit of time at the gym. If you’ve got a muscle fetish that you’d like to indulge, then we will probably get along well.
Are your photos real?
Yep! They’re minimally edited (usually just lightly colour-corrected) and if you go to my gallery page you can see photoshoots dating back a few years, as well. Plus I show my face in my pictures – if they were of someone else it would be pretty obvious, I think!
Do you squirt?
Occasionally – I don’t offer this as a ‘service’ because I can’t guarantee it. If it happens, usually it will be during anal/Greek, so booking my PSE is the best option if you’d like to experience this.
What do you enjoy?
Lots of things – the most accurate answer is ‘it depends’! I really enjoy building a dynamic with each person I meet, but in general I like cowgirl, and I do especially love anal play and Greek. (Sample quote from a satisfied customer: “wow you weren’t kidding about how much you love Greek”).
What are your COVID protocols?
I’m keeping them updated according to the latest Govt guidance – the most up-to-date information will be on my Twitter, because I adjust what I’m doing (or not doing) as the situation develops. At Alert levels 1 & 2 I need you to make sure the number you book me on is one where you can be reliably contacted, or you’re welcome to use the QR code I provide for contact tracing. As always, please don’t come to see me if you’re feeling under the weather, or if you’re waiting on a COVID test result! Obviously while we’re at Alert Levels 4 & 3 face-to-face meetings are off the cards, but I do offer video calls or pre-recorded erotic videos if you’d like some virtual company.
How do you groom your body hair?
Everything is neatly groomed, but I do have some hair down there. I let my armpits grow au natural and shave my legs.
Can you wear XYZ for our appointment?
I’m happy to take outfit requests – remember to let me know when you book though. If you message with a request two minutes before you’re due to arrive it will probably be too late!
Why aren’t your ads up all the time?
I’ve been an escort for a few years now and I have a number of regular clients who I love seeing – I enjoy developing a dynamic with someone where we get to know what makes the other tick! I’ll always prioritize appointments with people who I have met before, and do my best to make time to see them. If my ads aren’t up, it’s likely that I’m busy with other exciting projects, and have decided to limit or put a pause on accepting new clients. You’re always welcome to inquire about if I could find a time to meet when this happens, but it’s likely you’ll need to give more notice than usual.
I’d like to get you a gift. Can I bring flowers/chocolate/etc?
Gifts are lovely but absolutely not expected or required. If you really want to, the best thing you could get me is a Unity Books voucher – I like supporting local stores, and I can virtually always find ten things I want to buy within thirty seconds of walking in there. Flowers are also lovely and always appreciated. I don’t drink, so a gift of wine is only going to be re-gifted!
Can you come to visit me?
I do offer Fly Me To You bookings within New Zealand. A FMTY appointment must be for a minimum of three hours, and you need to cover all travel costs as well as my usual fee. A deposit is required to confirm a booking like this – email me to discuss.
Can you come on holiday with me?
Maybe – I only offer extended appointments to someone who I have met before. It’s important to me to make sure we get along before committing to spending several days together! A good option is to come and see me for an hour or two, and we can discuss a possible holiday in between rounds.
I really want to book an appointment for Greek but I’m worried that my dick is simply too big. Many women have screamed or fainted when I have revealed my enormous endowment. Can I send you a photo so you can tell me what you think?
I promise I am exceedingly accommodating in that department and to date this has never been an issue. No need to send unsolicited photos!